Here is a good one, folks!
A woman named Genoveva Nunez-Figueroa was found stuck in a chimney, yes, a chimney, in Thousand Oaks, California.
It wasn’t the first time she was up on that rooftop, either. She was found up there once before and got away.
Then she came back.
This time around, she got lodged in the chimney, could not get out, and was heard to be crying in there. After that, the EMT’s had to come and rescue her stuck butt. It seems obvious that she was probably hoping to rob the house thataway and did not count on the fact that maybe, just maybe, she carried, ahem, too wide a load to get down that chimney like Little Old St. Nick.
Mademoiselle La Fruit Loop Nunez-Figueroa had met the owner of the house in question on one of those online dating sites. Well, I have long said that anybody who goes on a dating site to meet strangers must have a screw loose. You do not know who or what you might be connecting with if you meet these people online. You do not know their history. You also do not know if they are truly looking for love – or for an easy mark.
The owner of the house who met this lunatic online is now saying he’ll be more careful in the future of who he invites in.
“And they heard her exclaim,
‘I can’t drive out of sight,
I am stuck, a dumb cluck,
And I’ll be here all night!’ HELP!”